I know a lot of people are a little grumpy that Ansel Elgort is portraying Augustus Waters in John Green’s TFIOS movie. But I’ve seen you. I know what you’re doing. 

See, you started out hating Ansel and now a few days later, I see all these photos of him on my dashboard…It seems to me that we are falling in love with Ansel Elgort the way you fall asleep.